you know, nothing.
opiniated does not mean bitchy.
There was a girl, we’ll call her Betty
And a guy, let’s call him Neil
Now I can’t stress this point too strongly:
This story isn’t real…
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we’ll call… Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up, he must decide
HOLIDAY SONG
Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven’t heard it yet so don’t try to sing along
No don’t sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!
